Quotes of the Week

A: "Someday we're going to be too old for One Direction."
M: "We already are."


(C dropping S off at class)
"Have a good day! Make good choice!"
(S starts walking away whilst C rolls down window vigorously)
"I LOVE YOU!"


L(exi): "My friends pay more attention to One Direction than they do to me."
A: "Because you get enough attention in the jungle."


"I really want to listen to you, but I can't."
-A

S: "Court, did you go to your 9 o' clock class?"
C: "No, I cancelled it."


"Ok you have to stop singing One Direction in public."
-L


(the day Zayn left One Direction)
A: "I'm sorry, professor, but I'll be unable to attend class today due to a short-notice death in the family.  I'm not sure when I'll be returning."


"So, ever since then, I've wanted to be a whale."
-C


(A and L wrestling)
A: "I took self-defense on YouTube, you have no chance."


(Seahawks vs New England)
"I don't usually watch the Superbowl, but because it's Harry Styles' birthday, go ENGLAND."
-A

M: "Should I go to class?"
C: "No."
M: "You're right."


"I know my daughter is the evil one."
-Lexi's mom


L to her mom: "I actually don't work in a bowling alley. I work in an alley. On poles."


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