Us

 4 semi-teenage college girls trying to get by on hairstylist paychecks and YouTube comments. 

Avid supports of boy bands, VSCO fads, and California. 

Meet the politically-incorrect YouTube non-stars of The Morgan Diaries. 

S:

lipstick and makeup hoarder.

 overprotective of her pet fish, Flavio.

firm believer of the 'manicures-improve-health theory'.

doesn't let us gossip when we're sitting close to a picture of Jesus.

undeclared major.

M:

licensed cosmetologist 

believes she has a sick 'monster' voice.

one who cries at strangers' weddings.

the reason for our 1Direction infatuation.

leaving on an 18-month mission for the Church.

interior design major.

A:

borrows (steals) everyone's clothes.

spends more money on ice cream than on monthly rent.

believer that all liquids are worthy of a wine glass.

plans funerals for members who quit boy bands (*cough* Zayn)

english major.

C:

avid lover of man buns.

only wears strapless bras.

addicted to the donation of plasma.

most likely at the library 'studying' with her boyfriend.

elementary education major.

(for good reason).

We avoid the weed smoking and the party rocking, but I swear to you, we are funny af.  We semi-support Zayn's decision but the majority of us see the dress as black-and-blue (C sees black-and-gold, that moron) and we're advocates for going to church on Sundays and better-than-sex cake.

I'm not sure what else to tell you. 

I guess you'll just have to find out.